Select Video Game Creepypastas that are (Mostly) Realistic and Not Poorly Written Garbage

Creepypastas are bad. Video game creepypastas are worse.

Video games inspire a kind of relationship, a kind of obsession other mediums usually don’t (though anyone who’s seen cult theories about The Shining may disagree). A very specific obsession brought about by being able to explore a world, a desire to poke at its seams and uncover what’s hidden in a way more literal than, say, academic theorizing. You can theorize about hidden meaning, or you can obsessively poke around a game in order to find anything hidden.

Games that hide strange, even unsettling content exist. For all the urban legends about Grand Theft Auto, about hidden creatures and phantoms, the game does hide, in its vast worlds, eerie ghosts and UFOs. An innocuous game like California Speed (1999, N64 port) can hold a disturbing secret message. And ancient games can hold secrets no one’s yet uncovered.

Synnergist is a cyberpunk adventure game from Vicarious Visions. Released in 1996 for PC, it’s notable for the fact that, years later, it contains an entire secret plot no one has ever found. Scattered new scenes have been uncovered, and we know where the true endgame is, but twenty years later, we’re no closer to unlocking it.

One of my favorite examples, and my personal obsession, are the Action Half-Life maps crafted by a designer named Hondo. This now-forgotten Half-Life mod’s maps conceal secrets: not just easter eggs, but entire secret maps, complex, obtuse mazes, full of abstract puzzles and nightmarish rooms. Unlocking the mystery is challenging, surprising and fascinating.

A ordinary deathmatch stage in Action Half-Life…

…and the surreal maze underneath it.

What’s not are video game creepypastas. Video game creepypastas are, on the whole, a garbage fire. They play with the paranormal, drenching familiar old games in photorealistic blood and gore. An unmarked cartridge from a garage sale, and the obligatory “and he thought he saw it in real life” twist at the end. Games haunt and scare, and we always ask how it could ruin someone’s life so thoroughly when they could always just throw it in a box and forget it.

These are that rare few: video game creepypastas that aren’t garbage. They eschew the paranormal (or at least confine it to small, easy-to-ignore passages) and focus on strange mysteries, forgotten history and the obscure and surreal. And they’re presented in no particular order. Continue reading